williamhartz.com/blog » Funny ha ha http://williamhartz.com/blog Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:55:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Conversations, v1 http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/30/pledge/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/30/pledge/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:40:58 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=858 liberty.gifBelow is an except from a conversation between myself and an actual student of Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia. Names have been erased to protect the innocent… or the indictable… depending on your point of view — in any case, to protect the student from any implications that those in power may seek to use against them . I hear they have a strict codebook.

Enjoy.

Me: Do you have to pledge allegiance to Jerry Falwell in addition to the Christian flag while at chapel?

Liberty Student: “We do not pledge to the Christian flag.”
Liberty Student: “…just to Doctor Falwell.”

Wonderful.

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]]> http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/30/pledge/feed/ 2 I can haz a happy! http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/25/i-can-haz-a-happy/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/25/i-can-haz-a-happy/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:58:55 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=852 If you are ever sad or depressed or experiencing a general melancholy, I do suggest that you come and behold the warm fuzzies that this video bestows upon you. I dare you to watch it and not haz a happy.

]]> http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/08/25/i-can-haz-a-happy/feed/ 0 These are the kinds of conversations I have http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/06/09/these-are-the-kinds-of-conversations-i-have/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/06/09/these-are-the-kinds-of-conversations-i-have/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:31:42 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=802

Conversations – Episode 00 from William Hartz on Vimeo.

A few weeks ago we setup a conference call between myself, @gabehernandez, and @ashpin to see what the possibilities were for us to do for that evening, for we were bored. Upon the dialing of the call, @gabehernandez answered but @ashpin did not. Wondering why she would ignore a call, even while she had just sent us a text message, we were left to speculate as to the reasons for her phone-silence as well as to form a plan of action for the night.

I began the recording shortly into the conversation.

]]> http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/06/09/these-are-the-kinds-of-conversations-i-have/feed/ 0 Photoshop and Teddy Bear Revolutions http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/03/30/photoshop-and-teddy-bear-revolutions/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/03/30/photoshop-and-teddy-bear-revolutions/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:08:42 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=744 Just some random tomfoolery…


Photoshoppin’ from William Hartz on Vimeo.


Teddy Bear Riot from William Hartz on Vimeo.

]]> http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/03/30/photoshop-and-teddy-bear-revolutions/feed/ 0 Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/01/16/star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2009/01/16/star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:00:50 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=640 Allow me to join the throngs of those who have reposted this wonderful little video:


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

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Not quite Metallica, or Jose is not the Guitar Hero from William Hartz on Vimeo.

Most people post videos of when they destroy songs in Rock Band or Guitar Hero a la this guy.

Anyway, we find it much funnier to show how awful we are at stuff, and when Jose was trying to play Metallica’s Ride The Lightning
 on Rock Band 2, we saw the opportunity and capitalized.

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NBC totally Rick Roll’d America today during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. That is pretty awesome.

Happy Thanksgiving, all.

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I saw this ad for a Christian dating service on Facebook. It made me laugh. Perhaps you also will find it amusing.

]]> http://williamhartz.com/blog/2008/11/20/christian-dating-advertisements/feed/ 0 Happy Columbus Day! http://williamhartz.com/blog/2008/10/13/happy-columbus-day-2/ http://williamhartz.com/blog/2008/10/13/happy-columbus-day-2/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:08:06 +0000 William Hartz http://williamhartz.com/blog/?p=583 Happy Columbus Day to all my American friends. Today we celebrate the fine art of getting lost and not asking for directions. It is a day when we honor Christopher Columbus, who in an attempt to reach India for their fine spices and IT skills, made the mistake of following MapQuest directions and ended up in the Caribbean.

I hope you all had a great holiday. I had to work and so am jealous of all workers and students who had the day off.

Remember to buy all your friends a nice Columbus Day Gift.

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