I found this article while going through my Google Reader feeds this morning, and it really made me laugh… especially the noob and RIAA parts. It was originally posted by Mikebert on Everything2. And so now I present to you the L337 Lord’s Prayer:

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ph34r3d ?3 7|-|¥ |\|@m3
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$33|) u$ 7h!5 |)@ÿ o?R d@!£ÿ R0|\/|$.
f0rG!\/3 u$ 0?r n00b 3xP£017$ @$ \/\/3 f0rG!\/3 $©r!P7 |<!dd!3$ 7|-|@7 h@x0r @Ga!|\|$7 u$. R3\/34£ t0 u$ |\|07 ?3R0 |)@ÿ \/u£|\|$, ?u7 $A\/3 u$ fR0|\/| t3h RIAA.
f0r 7|-|!|\|3 i$ t3h |\|37\/\/0R|<, @|\|d t3h rm -rf*, @|\|d @££ 0?R ?@$3 @r3 ?3£0|\|G t0 j00, f0R3\/3R @|\|d 3\/3R.
4|\/|3|\|.

Translated into English:

Our sysadmin, who chills in Heaven,
feared be thy name.
Thy pwnage come, thy scripts be done in /earth as it is in /heaven.
Seed us this day our daily ROMs.
Forgive us our n00b exploits as we forgive script kiddies that hax0r against us.
Reveal to us not 0 day vulns, but save us from RIAA.
For thine is the network, and the rm -rf /, and all our base are belong to you, forever and ever.
Amen.