Text of the (quasi)Day, vol 10

Via SMS, from Maria:
Me: What is up, my gangsta friend from Camden?
Maria: Haha chilling, selling drugs.
Me: I figured you’d be up to something like that.
To try to get one of your comments posted here, text (if you have my number), Skype (whartz), IM (wmhartz) or Twitter me something witty and amusing.