Happy Columbus Day to all my American friends. Today we celebrate the fine art of getting lost and not asking for directions. It is a day when we honor Christopher Columbus, who in an attempt to reach India for their fine spices and IT skills, made the mistake of following MapQuest directions and ended up in the Caribbean.
I hope you all had a great holiday. I had to work and so am jealous of all workers and students who had the day off.
Remember to buy all your friends a nice Columbus Day Gift.