From Maria, via SMS:
Maria: lol I am not your average college student.
Me: No? So are you above average or below?
Maria: Above lol
Me: Above? Really? You know, the average person farts 14x per day. I never knew that about you, Maria…
To try to get one of your comments posted here, text (if you have my number), Skype (whartz), IM (wmhartz) or Twitter me something witty and amusing.
williamhartz.com 
Every text of the day is something witty YOU texted. Not what someone else texted, maybe it should be a contest to see who can make you say something witty?