Text of the (Quasi)Day, vol 5

I received this today via Twitter, and it made me audibly “lol” and so I thought I would share it with you.

“Was going to buy Barack’s Audacity of Hope at the bookstore but mad at him bc he has not added me on twitter. Bought Harry Potter instead.”

True Jersey Girl

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How New Jersey are you?

You Are 82% New Jersey!

 

 

You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!

How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

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I think the only reason I didn’t score higher is because I don’t go down the shore in the summer and there were quite a few questions about that.

Take the test and comment your results.

Text of the (Quasi)Day, vol 4

Received via text:

“That would evolve into harder drugs like speed which is more expensive and isn’t very good for you.”

Samantha

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, vol 3

Received via text:

“What’s ‘poo’ is my massive constipation.  It has been two days and I can’t get it out.  It hurts.”

Jimmy

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, vol 2

Aloma: What’s your phone number?
Me: 1-800-AWESOME.

and

Aloma: [Microsoft] Word is for sissies.

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Name the States Game

Check out this game, in which you have to name all 50 of the United States in 10 minutes without any help or maps. See how good you can do.

I got 49 of em before 5 minutes were up, and then I was stuck and couldn’t get the one I missed. (Rhode Island – yeah, so you just got help with one, but no more cheating).  Of course, looking back, I can’t believe I missed that one.  And, honestly, I did know it was a northeast state that was missing.  So I claim getting 49 1/2.  🙂

http://www.ironicsans.com/state21.html